WILL THEY STOP ALREADY!!!!!!!

That's right it's official. I am so sick and tired of the presidential election and it's still well over a year away.

We haven't even had the fricken' primaries and the media is already calling the shots on what the next president will do in the White House. You know I may not have a degree from Harvard or Yale but aren't we usually supposed to actually elect someone before they start making move in dates for the Oval Office? I mean I could be wrong but...

I mean don't get me wrong. I understand that the primaries are coming up soon and it's important that the one eighth of the country that actually votes in them get to see their candidates, but seriously the coverage is ridiculous.

Between Fox talking about Hillary flashing her yayas in front of the Senate and the Washington Post I guess trying to learn how to pronounce Fred while drooling over themselves like the mental midgets they are, I'm surprised my eyes only sunk a few inches back into my head.

"Fred. Fray-ed. Fur-red-duh."

Mam, would you like your meds in a cup or out of the bottle?

Because it's these kind of stories that totally get people distracted from what matters in this country. Every single one of these candidates should getting grilled and drilled about how they are planning on fixing our country. I don't want to hear about what they did on 9-11. I want to hear what they are planning on doing to make sure another one never happens again. I don't want to hear about who supports gay marriage or who doesn't. Personally when we have people who won't stop until every "infidel" is driven into the sea, somehow whether Jim and Steve are getting married finds itself right after, "I wonder how long my arm hair in micrometers," in priorities!

We need the issues and we need the facts. No melting snowmen. N screaming and whining actors, paid to make stupidly biased statements. No seperate sets of questions aimed at Republicans, and then simple small talk for Democrats, and vice-versa. Get the facts jack or hit the road!