Back In The Saddle Again...

Well I apologize for my long absence. Let's just say that work is demanding this time of year. I have a lot to talk about because obviously I haven't been able to cover anything lately.

Rudy Giuliani has officially put his bid in for the White House in 2008. I'm less than impressed with his platform, but a lot can change in several months. Actually in all honesty I am so unimpressed with all of this supposed "presidential potential" out there, that I could literally fall asleep at the sound of any candidate's name.

Hillary Clinton apparently has managed to out do her phoniness once again. Just when you thought she can't possibly sink to a brand new form of fake, she pulls the worst impression of a southern accent I have ever yet to hear. In fact I'm surprised that her audience wasn't insulted by the tirade, but again most people are unable at attributing high intelligence to people who support Hillary anyways. If you missed the embarrassment, you can see it here: Hillary The Phony

I also want to throw a major shout out to YouTube. God Bless You guys! If there has ever been a convenient place to get stories that you will never see replayed on the "unbiased" news networks of America, it's YouTube. Keep it up folks!

Now moving on we have Obama-Osama, or is it Osama-Obama, heh heh? I got to ask Ted Kennedy. Anyways at a campaign stop in a poor section of Cleveland, the ever so humble, God-fearing man, Obama, encouraged people who barely have enough money to find a bite to eat, to "pony up five, ten dollars for his campaign". The direct quote:

"I want everyone here to pony up five dollars, ten dollars for this campaign. I don't care how poor you are, you've got five dollars!"

Now there is a man for the people. I can just see him in the White House, justifying tax increases with that great wisdom of his. "Hell, it don't mean anything, everybody's got (INSERT AMOUNT) dollars!"

The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Scooter Libby" verdict was in today. Scooter Libby was found guilty. I have absolutley no opinion on this case at all. In fact I've tried to avoid it as much as possible. The only thing that I can say about the whole Valarie Plame situation, is for a woman who supposedly was in so much fear for her life after her name was dropped, she sure couldn't get to putting her face in front of every camera and every media outlet possible, could she?

PETA is threatening Al Gore. Apparently there is no such thing as a meat eating environmentalist, and his consuming of meat is the cause of global warming. I personally think that his production of bullcrap and hot air is what's melting the glaciers, but that's just one theory.

I also know that PETA can add a new rule of there being no such thing as a meat eating environmentalist to there other two rules.

There is no such thing as an environmentalist with a brain.
And the ever so classic.
There is no such thing as an environmentalist with a job.

Breaking News: John Edwards may not be a faggot, but he's still a douchebag.

Yes the man who sent one of his assitants to WalMart to cut in front of hundreds of people waiting in line to get one of those stupid game consoles, is of all people calling America selfish. I wasn't sure if anyone had ever made an idiom of a certain kitchenware calling a certain big colored pota certain color, so possible to be routed in reality, but Edwards has succesfully done this tenfold.

China is going to the moon, but unfortunatley Bush's brain has already beat them there.

The asteroid Apophis is on it's path to wiping out Earth in 2012, 2029, 2036, and 2037. Apparently somebody really pissed it off. Currently the UN is discussing a course of action to be taken on this situation. Already the UN has set up a multinational committee to investigate how Israel and United State are to be blamed, and how sanctions may deter the poor disenfranchized asteroid's path.

And that is all for today, and yes, I've just recieved another report citing evidence that John Edwards is still by consensus, a douchebag.