A Freezing Edition of Highlight Saturday

If I see another Global Warming idiot sitting in sunny SoCal bitching about warm it is for this time of the year, I think I might ignite myself. Today I have officially had a hard time, not starting my car, but actually getting into my car and getting the key into the ignition. It was so cold that my ignition switch on my car actually froze. Tomorrow right in time for the Super Bowl, which I will be watching with my friends while guzzling some assorted alcoholic beverage, it is supposed to top out at a whopping 1 below with a wind chill that shall go unnamed. Yes friends, a scorching 1 below. That should be enough of an outlier to throw a wrench in the whole Global Warming "World Average" especially considering that the entire northern US is in for a cold one this week.

As for quick highlight commentary, since I haven't had time to post lately in the blog. Maybe you heard or didn't hear but France is threatening us with a Euro Tax on all their exports, unless we comply with signing into the Kyoto Treaty. The only funny thing I find about this story is that it's the first time in along time that I've ever seen the words France and threatening in that order, since the last time France threatened someone, which was us, about a year ago. Why we gave them back their country twice is beyond me...

The race for 2008 is already getting muddy as Clinton and Obama fight for media coverage. The Clinton camp has already started their dirty campaigning with slamming Obama with as much political fecal matter as they possibly can. The Obama camp has seemed very timid in responding, as the queen marches on with her fem bot army just waiting for Obama to say something "sexist" back to her.

Romney has launched an attack against Hillary calling her "timid" and weak on Iran's nuclear program, which is very true indeed. The camp has fired back at him playing the Mormon bashing card and his flip-flop on abortion, which may be true, but if anyone can play all sides of the coin on issues it's Hillary who has faked her political positions since her election as Senator of New York.

A Texas deputy who fired upon an illegal immigrant who tried to run him down several times with his van will face 10 years in prison for injuring an illegal immigrant passenger in the van. Apparently nobody has ever heard of "self-defense". Oh wait I forgot, a poor disenfranchised illegal immigrant was involved so, it has to be the big bad evil rich Americans fault for the illegal trying to run him down. Apparently our justice system is so concerned about the invasion of illegal immigrants in this country that they will do what they can to undermine our own security forces in this country. Maybe if Washington wasn't sucking El Presidente of Mexico's political tet, we wouldn't be having such a problem here.

Al Bore is going to address the world on Manbearpig...err Global Warming.

Republicans in Austin Texas are pushing for a mandatory fine against parents who fail to show up for parent-teacher conferences. The fine will be $500 dollars directly deposited towards the politician's bank accounts, I mean the general fund. Even parents who feel satisfied with their children's all A report card will have to show up or face the fine. Seems like a nice expansion of government law courtesy of our "caring" government.

The Boston Security Scare turned out to be two punks promoting a show. They apparently found it funny to scare a nation, and drain over half a million dollars in city budget. I think they should be responsible for reimbursing every penny as well as their mogul Turner.

And that's it for Highlight Saturday.